Guffing Chimps On Bicycles.

That title is quite uncalled for really but whatever. So today has seen another display of an individual who serves little purpose but to randomise the world he sees into a series of slightly amusing quips. Lovely lady has gone away for a while and job hunting just continues to cause an interesting mix of boredom and weird spouts of excitement. It's like window shopping, except instead of finding money to buy the things you want that excite you along the way you have to write a formal series of paragraphs about yourself to explain why you want it and why you should get it. Then upon realisation that you are right for what you want the owner asks you to come in and convince them. However at least at the end they will pay you to have what you want :) FLUFFY TIME.

Me and My Nerd havn't convulsed with life within the same room for a few days now, which is ok. What is NOT ok is that today I repeated the no squirrel disaster of yest. This simply won't do and I am considering writing a letter of complaint to somebody about it. I think I'll find someone in a directory with a squirrel related name, perhaps 'Nutkins' that weird old man that used to jump around on tv spouting hype about furry pests and birds with armpits.

In other news today some scientists have discovered that bathing mice with IR light makes their brains grow. Perhaps if I sneak up on My Nerd and bath it sometimes (with IR :mad:) it might grow more brains than it already has, creating some sort of extra brain which could be sold to posh twits who eat weird stuff for shits n giggles.
















Bye for now

Me xx