Everybody move!

Nothing to report on this project right now, it's well and truly delayed.

However please come over to Conversation Clouds for more blog fun

Good Grief!

There has been barely any work done on the site in the last few weeks hense the blog silence terrificness. Well this note is just to say that, we will get around to this! But other things have come up for now. As soon as things pick up again we'll be right back here!

Me xx

Sweaty Nerds.

The day began with a brief badminton encounter in Letch. My Nerd challenged me to a doubles dual at the courts in Letch at precisely 10am. It went to and fro and finally settled on an overwhelming victory for My Nerd who battled with My Parson and My Axe Toucher to deliver glorious hit after superbative wrist flick.

The drive there was full of tretch. OH NO! is what we would have shouted were we actually scared by this. We were however miffed at the amount of God fearing drivers on the roads. Driving so carefully because they 'forgot' to attend church this morning and were now up to their nads in potential God smiting.

The sun truly shone upon glorious Bedfordshire today, almost as if to say 'God hath gracefully ommited Bedfordshire from the smitation list for today' making all that fear a complete waste of sweat and terror. Better to keep that for when My Nerd lays waste to your neighbourhood with it's Sinclair C5. INEBRIATED OSTRICH.

Today no work was completed on GoSpecific, however some light work was done towards the improvement of our still young yet ever maturing project WallBrawl.com. Perhaps these improvements will be applied within the next few days.

Toodlepip.

Me.

Trouser Filling Trip To The Museum!

Well today has been quite delightful. I have spent some time researching SEO shizzly pie and also had museum captivation and pub meal stuffage. My Nerd opted out of the museum for reasons as yet unknown, perhaps it was picked up by a tench with palms and carried away to inverness to be inspected by a scottish detail ape called Bum who wanted to inpect My Nerd and it's own crannys before letting it on it's way. That said I think it's unlikely that this happened today.

I saw one squirrel today. Meh.

So anyway the museum was a rip roaring trip through automotive contraptions and other business i care not for. Also there was a boat, that wasn't really a boat, but more of a shed. My Nerd's perfect vehicle was inside.... The Sinclair C5! Imagine it caning down the road in that! A cloud of binary pollution breaking fast in it's wake. Innocent by standers with 1's and 0's in their temples and natural pockets. My Nerd would truly rule the day. Everyone else would truly rue the day. HAM SPASMS.

No animation today as I need to be out soonish :) Just imagine it. Ooooooo

Bye for now

Me.

Guffing Chimps On Bicycles.

That title is quite uncalled for really but whatever. So today has seen another display of an individual who serves little purpose but to randomise the world he sees into a series of slightly amusing quips. Lovely lady has gone away for a while and job hunting just continues to cause an interesting mix of boredom and weird spouts of excitement. It's like window shopping, except instead of finding money to buy the things you want that excite you along the way you have to write a formal series of paragraphs about yourself to explain why you want it and why you should get it. Then upon realisation that you are right for what you want the owner asks you to come in and convince them. However at least at the end they will pay you to have what you want :) FLUFFY TIME.

Me and My Nerd havn't convulsed with life within the same room for a few days now, which is ok. What is NOT ok is that today I repeated the no squirrel disaster of yest. This simply won't do and I am considering writing a letter of complaint to somebody about it. I think I'll find someone in a directory with a squirrel related name, perhaps 'Nutkins' that weird old man that used to jump around on tv spouting hype about furry pests and birds with armpits.

In other news today some scientists have discovered that bathing mice with IR light makes their brains grow. Perhaps if I sneak up on My Nerd and bath it sometimes (with IR :mad:) it might grow more brains than it already has, creating some sort of extra brain which could be sold to posh twits who eat weird stuff for shits n giggles.
















Bye for now

Me xx

You are the future metal extremophiles

Today has been truly quite dull. Not much has happened in the world of Me and My Nerd. My work today has been research on promotional methods, not an easy thing to fund on a non existent budget :)

Anyone out there who can help us with promotion, please contact us and maybe we can discuss some deals or something similar or just become jolly friends and revel in eachothers delightful features. My Nerd is rich in features, many of them smooth with surfaces that reflect sun light.

Usually i see at least two squirrels per day. Today I saw none atall, I'm slightly concerned about the affect of that on my average squiz per day ratio which has until today been protected by the consistent two. The risk of road and over nutting fatality aside I assume they will be back tomorrow.

In other news today it appears that scientists have finally discovered how birds learnt to fly. Apparently they learnt to fly by simply learning to flutter their wings at a certain angle. WOW can you imagine the brains behind that one. YET AGAIN science blows apart the world with another incredibly insightful statement about the natural world.
















So as I listen to some ELASTINEN O_o ha ha ha I will say goodnight to you all

Me xx

Two Days Lost!

Wow where did they go? I was being held captive by a Finnish Godess! Now I've been released for a short while so I am back! Let me fill you in on what's been happening.

My Nerd ended up having a busy weekend with customer work which has to come first for the moment, so GoSpecific work has started but is in its very early stages. By this I mean we got bugger all done. But that's ok... work is underway and the layout is all decided and it looks great!

Me and My Nerd plus My Axe Toucher went out for a meal in letch again last night, twas good, twas tasty, twas cheap and twas filling. All signs of a good meal :)

Well I'm quite tired so I'm going to say bye bye for now. I'll be back with the usual animated fun tomorrow :)

Me xx

Weekend fun.

All is well with Me and My Nerd, just a short message to keep the rabid fans happy. Will post a proper blog tomorrow (Probably). Forgive me for I have my lovely lady here.

Bye for now

Me.

Nout for you.

My Nerd is being lazy and I'm kanoodling so you don't get anything today :)

Bye bye

:D

Newsletter Fun!

Me and My Nerd now have a lovely new way to deliver you our goodness, so please sign up for our newsletter and we'll send you something every now and then. Perhaps.... I'm making it sound like a chore for us that you should be happy for the chance to get. Well... DO IT ANYWAY :)

Evil Nerds Must Be Destroyed.

I have just spent my day trying to recover my computer... running Vista.. of all things from a sodding virus. For your notes it was the Bagel virus with the identifier SROSA.SYS along with some other treats. My attack consisted of Malwarebot which managed to run whilst all other software seemed too coward to even try, I'm looking at you Norton. It couldn't however complete the deletion of the relevant files. I used IceSword to get to the relevant files manually using the locations listed in Malwarebot and deleted every trace of the virus. This however only served to piss it off and it duplicated many times until eventually i was left with just nuking every trace and then performing a "Full Destructive Recovery" of Vista, thus loosing all my files and going back to the drawing board. The good news is that the virus is now gone, the bad news is I lost a few valuable bits and pieces but that's ok. I just want to say that whoever made that virus is a super clever uber pointless mega shit. GET A LIFE. That is a cliche yet never more relevant statement. Also all you anti virus companies and Microsoft please get your act together and STOP these disabling viruses that make all of your best software incable of doing anything NOW.
















Aside from all of the viral fun Me and My Nerd have had a quiet day on the GoSpecific front. I would like to take a moment to say that My Nerd is a friendly nerd who uses it's knowledge of computers to make life better. If only every nerd were the same.

Bye for now

Me.

Surrounded by what can only be described as invisible life stuff. Yes Air.

I am reporting from inside the atmosphere today, no big change there really. I am as yet to venture outside it except for brief dips in water bodies, which does count as something by the way. Today has been literally quite boring.. I had a chat with a friend who has injured himself and I found out that my thumb is infected as a result of a small child biting it almost a month ago. How many other people found out they were injured today? I'd love to see some graphs etc but that would just be a big waste of my eyes.

Feeling a slight ranty mood eminating from this blog today? Well you're half right. I'm writing this blog from a different laptop as my own has decided to leave it's mind somewhere and is providing me with less of a service and more of a diss. Well two fingers up to you Mr Laptop! How does it feel knowing that I am now touching another laptop just up the stairs from you! HA!

So as I cheat on my laptop I can bring you very little news of GoSpecific.Com.. only that GoogleBot has done a complete rub down of the site and hopefully decided it likes what it's seeing. GoogleBot is a big artificial nerd capable of feeling every data cranny and information nook on the web and it is truly an honour every time it chooses one of your projects for it's delectation.

In other news today a bunch of scientists are aparently puzzled by a tree they found that self destructs. That is to say it expends so much energy in flowering that it dies. This is exactly the kind of dedication I expect from My Nerd.




















Bye for now

Me.

A Quite Unremarkable Day.

Since it has been decided that work shall start this weekend on conceiving the web embryo it is safe to assume that access to My Nerd can be acheived without witnessing any unspeakable acts for the next couple of days. I dont mean it to sound like a wet and altogether undesirable act but I have no intention of watching it happen, I will say that.

As you may have noticed I posted the finalised logo last night and The Nerd injected some life into our domain at GoSpecific.Com. It's wonderful to see something populating the screen upon arrival and I do wonder what your conclusions will be after reading the short teaser sentences. In other news the USA has decided to allow the cloning of animals for food, which has given me the idea of creating an army of Nerds for My Nerd to feast on, thus increasing its power with every digested binary loving cretin.

The ethical issues raised by feeding an army of nerds to My Nerd when there are starving people all over the world who would die for a nerd banquet are too much to handle during this time. Besides I assume My Nerd doesn't eat.. I would say it probably recharges via USB whilst computer touching.

So as I eat a moomin lolly that i purchased 'pon last december, I'm thinking it is time to sign off for today. See you tomorrow.

Me.

The Logo Is Here!

There we have it! The finalised logo! In addition GoSpecific.Com is now sporting a teaser :)

Night all

Me.

My Nerd Is In Pre-Natal Greasing Up It's Web Holes

That's right everyone! I can announce today that building is scheduled to start on GoSpecific.Com this very weekend but first My Nerd must warm up it's fingers and prepare to give birth to a giant through the pores of it's skin... Relax this is normal procedure.

The meeting last night went off without a hitch despite the mysterious stench of amonia like the concentrated contents of an angry bladder. The stench resided only in the depths of Baldock Services and failed to follow us to Letchworth, we'll sign that off as some kind of victory.


















The results of the meeting were a further solidified foundation for a project that will simply make you touch every object you see with a new sense of pleasure and wonderment when it lands SLAP in your face some time in the near future. This time not a spoon in sight, even our coffee stop didn't warrant any spoon touching as neither of us opted for sugar delight. TO HEALTH *clink*

After we joined My Axe Toucher and My Bingo Pusher for a DVD screening of The Labyrinth on a television and speakers, My Nerd returned to it's digi-cave with the promise of finalising our logo to production level. My Nerd and it's "computor" are drawn together at night like a pair of curtains, truly a tale of disk drive abuse with a happy outcome. Perhaps it is this embrace that will finally produce the offspring that we desire. Draw away Monsieur Lèvre Chat... <3

Bye for now

Me.

The Third Post? Most Certainly!

Well.. Today is surely a most fluffy day! My Nerd has indeed returned from the forest and all signs point to a computer touching victory. My fears of it being brutally attached to a tree by a gang of paper clips amongst the dense vegetation have been quashed. GoSpecific.Com today finally gulps in its first lungfuls of air as it starts to point to this very blog under the guise of Making.Gospecific.Com! Wonderful news but only the beginning. The first mutterings of a finalised logo have today emerged as the unforeseen horror of square arms puts the draft version in the metaphorical bin of Nerd rejection.

Tonight Me and My Nerd will meet for conversations spanning the length and breadth of website creation. May i take a moment to say that a good friend of mine named simply 'My Yank' was correct recently in saying that "everyone should have a nerd..." never a truer word spoken my dear. So it is back to the great kingdom of Letch, to visit our friends from the far east who have prepared us a meal with the promise of consuming as much as one desires. My Nerd may have trouble sitting down tonight as something took some advice from somebody it shouldn't have.

I know what you're thinking.... Well GET AWAY!!! it's my spoon warmer.

If you have become a daily reader already.. then firstly you're very fluffy and secondly see you tomorrow. I don't know how you intend to get there but I have swapped My Nerd's newly warmed spoon for a ride on a Parisian cat with lips.

Bye for now

Me.

Practically the first, but actually the second post.

A brief flirt with the idea of being a nerd has ended in bitter disappointment and a feeling of inadequacy. "You're not nerdy enough" A statement uttered from the lips of the girl upon whom i have bestowed my affections. I think perhaps being 80% percent nerd was an over-estimation :( This has quickly become rather emotional. *weeps in a bin*

Right.. I'm over that. I haven't heard from My Nerd in a few days, not since we last met and feasted upon a carvery in the mighty kingdom of Letchworth. It's away on holiday having an exuberant jolly in the forest... yes THE forest, i believe there is only one in existence. Its last promise upon departure was that it would play with some layouts for GoSpecific.Com and go over the ideas made previously. I'm literally on the verge of eating something else at this moment, breakfast simply served to tease me. I'm not sure how this paragraph ended where it did, but I'm happiest that way. Lets all agree that a useful destination is a boring one.

As I embark on this third paragraph, I must warn of its overly insightful and utterly revelational qualities. If you are someone who doesn't take kindly to wild imagery you should turn away because spoons are involved. Upon eating breakfast I had a thought about spoons and the way in which they have never been used to make a statement of individuality. This is despite the fact I ate my breakfast with my hands. Here is what i concluded. If you want to stand out from the crowd simply eat a spoon. Imagine the many billions of people a day who come within millimetres of eating their spoon as they thrust in their scram. Push it one step further and you'll truly have bucked the trend. Could it be any more simple and cost effective to be individual? Everybody should try this now so we can ALL be individual.















Perhaps tomorrow I will have news of My Nerd as it returns (triumphant?) from the forest.

Bye for now

Me.

Literally the first post.

Well it all starts here but before i start spooning you with information, which by the way doesnt require you to lay down or get into bed, I should do a quick introduction so you are familar with Me and My Nerd. I don't intend to reveal our names so you'll have to make do with just "Me" and "My Nerd", however i will provide a clue to the nature and power of our true names. Me... I was created by bakers and raised in the oven, but i'm not confectionary and won't sell you or myself cakes... not again. My Nerd... Well it's bloody good at what it does and cool in a kind of ironic not actually cool way. *Fact* It once owned a trailer tent and intends to own another shortly. I think you know us well enough by now.

This Blog will serve two simple purposes.

1. To provide a continuous account of the building of GoSpecific.Com as a web venture.

2. To provide myself and maybe you with immense pleasure that circumvents you and wraps you up like a tightly bound cabbage.













Bye for now

Me.